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Post by alphalackey on Sept 7, 2022 13:48:29 GMT -7
Hello all, just catching up with my subordinates who were on the scene in the Energy City to give me the 4-1-1 on our first ever community meet and greet. Consensus: the jersey designs were an absolute smash success. First overall expansion pick and franchise future Elias Pettersson was on hand to show off the threads. Here's what you can expect to rock the home opener. One awkward situation arose when a season ticket holder, an unidentified man living in "none of your fuckin' business, ya government stooge", took to the open mic and said he was gonna air his grievances "like his name was Job". He told us what (and, it must be emphasized, spelled 'w-h-u-t'), he was looking over the roster and there was NO WAY he was going to pay his hard earned money on, and I quote, "your Saros-backed globalist liberal horseshit agenda". After being reassured of what turned out to be a rather humorous misunderstanding and spelling mistake on his part, we were happy to accept this vagrant individual's season ticket deposit... once it had been properly sanitized. Indeed, I would like to take the opportunity to remind all fans that the team will be backstopped by a Finnish superstar athlete in the prime of his life, and not an elderly billionaire. Thank you, and go 'Dogs!
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Post by nash on Sept 7, 2022 16:38:39 GMT -7
Setting a new level for the rest of us. Welcome Charles.
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Post by alphalackey on Sept 7, 2022 16:45:56 GMT -7
If nothing else, it's worth every penny to convince people how unlikely I am to trade Pettersson
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Post by alphalackey on Sept 7, 2022 18:15:26 GMT -7
If nothing else, it's worth every penny to convince people how unlikely I am to trade Pettersson I’ll give you a pair of seconds and a coffee machine. Throw in whatever's in your left shoe, and you've got a deal that I'm also not going to accept.
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Post by alphalackey on Sept 7, 2022 18:17:05 GMT -7
I’ll give you a pair of seconds and a coffee machine. Throw in whatever's in your left shoe, and you've got a deal that I'm also not going to accept. .. having said that, I gotta admit I love Adam's chutzpah, after hearing me say to him "if you'd like to go second, there's no need to roll, cause I'd like to go first", and me drafting Pettersson within a split-second of the dice coming to rest, offering to give me his 1st choice for mine
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Post by QC Mike on Sept 10, 2022 18:22:57 GMT -7
What are you feeding your players if you have to adapt S&M gear to muzzle Pettersson?
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Post by Shamrockville on Sept 10, 2022 19:41:55 GMT -7
Chin Strap Mike...not a ball gag ;-)
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Post by QC Mike on Sept 11, 2022 17:30:16 GMT -7
Chin Strap Mike...not a ball gag ;-) Sorry. I'm used to chin straps having a single anchor point on the ear loops or helmet anchor points (note the empty studs) and not a pair of attachments at the back and front top like some sort of muzzle.
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Post by alphalackey on Sept 19, 2022 0:05:36 GMT -7
What are you feeding your players if you have to adapt S&M gear to muzzle Pettersson? To paraphrase the words of the late, great "Rowdy" Roddy Piper: "huh...? I came here to play hockey, I dunno what you came here to do!"
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