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Post by Oxford United on May 22, 2024 11:53:46 GMT -7
The next victim of the Ratings-Disappointanizer™ is Houston, sometimes called Sun Dogs, Sun Dogs Chicago Style and Sun Dogs All Dressed. Houston finished 11-10-0-1 for 23 Points with 88 GF, 96 GA and a DIFF/GP of -0.36. The Ratings-Fudger-2000™ had the Dogs picked for 7th with that goal differential, but somehow they defied the odds. And then, in a move that could only be descibed as "Mousseaunian", hired the coach of a non-playoff team to coach in the playoffs. Mousseaunian (adj): very difficult to imagine or to understand; Example: "The math in Steve's posts is simply Mousseaunian, and his mother dresses him funny."
| NAME | TEAM | GP | POS | TOI | D | C | PKD | EXTRAS | | Elias Pettersson | VAN | 82 | C | 10.0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | +1 | | Gustav Nyquist | NSH | 81 | W | 9.0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | FC +1 | | Colton Sissons | NSH | 81 | C/RW | 8.5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | I S | | Pavel Zacha | BOS | 78 | C/LW | 9.0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | S FC A +1 | | Jordan Eberle | SEA | 78 | RW | 8.5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | - | | Morgan Geekie | BOS | 76 | C/RW | 7.5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | I | | Andrew Mangiapane | CGY | 75 | W | 8.0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | FC | | Anthony Mantha | VGK | 74 | RW | 7.0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | S +1 | | Timo Meier | NJD | 69 | W | 9.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | I S +1 | | Calle Jarnkrok | TOR | 52 | W | 7.5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | - | | Kevin Labanc | SJS | 46 | W | 6.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | FC | | Adam Ruzicka | ARI | 42 | C | 5.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | - | | Austin Watson | TBL | 33 | W | 3.5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | B II FC | | Christian Dvorak | MTL | 30 | C | 8.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | - | | Patrik Laine | CBJ | 18 | F | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | | Brett Kulak | EDM | 82 | LD | 7.5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | - | | Darnell Nurse | EDM | 81 | LD | 11.0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | B I | | Jack Johnson | COL | 80 | D | 7.5 | 2 | 3 | 4 | - | | Rasmus Andersson | CGY | 78 | RD | 12.0 | 3 | 4 | 3 | B | | Owen Power | BUF | 76 | LD | 11.5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | - | | Josh Manson | COL | 76 | RD | 9.0 | 3 | 2 | 4 | I | | Nikita Zadorov | VAN | 75 | LD | 8.5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | I | | Brandon Montour | FLA | 66 | RD | 11.5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | - | | Marco Scandella | STL | 65 | LD | 6.0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | I | | Nate Schmidt | WPG | 63 | RD | 8.5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | - | | Ethan Bear | WSH | 24 | RD | 7.5 | 2 | 2 | 2 | B | | Jake Christiansen | CBJ | 12 | LD | 6.5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | - |
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Post by alphalackey on May 22, 2024 13:34:57 GMT -7
Eleven shifting 2/3? Oi.
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Post by Belfast on May 22, 2024 13:37:01 GMT -7
11 Shifting 2/2 actually. The 3 is for PK
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Post by alphalackey on May 22, 2024 13:38:00 GMT -7
Also, strictly speaking, “sundog” is one word, but I could definitely go for a Chicago style dog right about now  |
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Post by alphalackey on May 22, 2024 13:38:50 GMT -7
11 Shifting 2/2 actually. The 3 is for PK Oh, even better. 😂🔫 |
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Post by VFS Adam on May 22, 2024 16:59:56 GMT -7
11 Shifting 2/2 actually. The 3 is for PK Oh, even better. 😂🔫 I blame Ceci |
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Post by alphalackey on May 22, 2024 17:46:27 GMT -7
I mean if you told me that Nurse got a 4 and Montour got a 2, I’d be like “.. okay, whatever”. I could cope.
And Low-in-Power evolved to Owen Power form by getting the 4, so that’s good.
Just wow./ though Darnell could get a 3 at least. Time for one of the 3 D clowns to get a promotion.
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Post by VFS Adam on May 22, 2024 18:42:16 GMT -7
Time to play like a weenie for Celebrini!
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Post by Oxford United on May 23, 2024 7:24:11 GMT -7
I mean if you told me that Nurse got a 4 and Montour got a 2, I’d be like “.. okay, whatever”. I could cope. And Low-in-Power evolved to Owen Power form by getting the 4, so that’s good. Just wow./ though Darnell could get a 3 at least. Time for one of the 3 D clowns to get a promotion. Nurse was 208th of 280 rated defensemen. His problem was goal supression. It was Ceci's problem, too. He ranked 228th. |
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Post by alphalackey on May 23, 2024 11:20:59 GMT -7
Nurse was 208th of 280 rated defensemen. His problem was goal supression. It was Ceci's problem, too. He ranked 228th. While there’s some debate about what the “correct” same-language-root antonym for ‘synergy’ is, whatEVER word you want to describe something that is less than meets the eye, or the whole that is less than the sum of its parts, Nurse and Ceci seem to have it. And I know your rating for Nurse reflects the reality of his play that year, I get that. I knew he had a bad-for-him year, but I didn’t know he was like 30th-percentile-bad. Oí. Ah well. Now we’re playing with power |
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