Post by Oxford United on May 18, 2024 20:52:59 GMT -7
The playoffs has ejected its first victim: the Brandon Moose (13-8-1-0, 27 Points, 80 GF, 78GA, 0.09 DIFF/GP). I fed Adam's game write-ups into Copilot and asked it to produce a summary of Brandon's performance.
Ouch, Copilot. Ouch.
In the chase for the cup the only thing Brandon caught was Zamboni exhaust. They say teamwork makes the dream work, but for this team, it seems more like a nightmare. They’ve got more holes in their defense than a block of Swiss cheese at a mouse convention. And their goalie? Might as well put a snowman in the net. Brandon was aiming for the cup, but all they got was a clean sweep right out of the playoffs. Better luck next season, and maybe keep a broom in the locker room, just in case.
Ouch, Copilot. Ouch.
| NAME | TEAM | GP | POS | TOI | D | C | PKD | EXTRAS |
| Charlie Coyle | BOS | 82 | C | 9.0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | I S |
| Juraj Slafkovsky | MTL | 82 | RW | 9.0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | I S FC |
| Dawson Mercer | NJD | 82 | RW/C | 8.5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | FC |
| Jean-Gabriel Pageau | NYI | 82 | C | 8.0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | I A |
| Casey Mittelstadt | COL | 80 | C | 9.0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | +1 |
| Cole Smith | NSH | 80 | W | 7.0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | I FC |
| Steven Stamkos | TBL | 79 | W | 9.0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | +1 |
| Blake Coleman | CGY | 78 | W | 8.5 | 3 | 0 | 3 | I +1 |
| Matty Beniers | SEA | 77 | C | 9.0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | - |
| Tim Stutzle | OTT | 75 | C | 10.5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | +1 |
| Jeff Skinner | BUF | 74 | LW | 8.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | - |
| Michael Amadio | VGK | 73 | RW/C | 6.5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | FC |
| Connor Brown | EDM | 71 | RW | 6.5 | 1 | 0 | 3 | - |
| Robby Fabbri | DET | 68 | W | 6.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | - |
| Mason McTavish | ANA | 64 | C | 8.0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | S +1 |
| Tanner Pearson | MTL | 54 | LW | 6.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | I FC |
| Sonny Milano | WSH | 49 | W | 6.5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | S |
| Alex Barabanov | SJS | 46 | W | 8.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | FC |
| Brendan Lemieux | CAR | 32 | LW | 4.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | II S FC |
| Matt Nieto | PIT | 22 | LW | 6.0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | FC |
| J.J. Moser | ARI | 80 | LD | 10.5 | 3 | 4 | 2 | - |
| Gustav Forsling | FLA | 79 | LD | 11.0 | 4 | 4 | 3 | +1 |
| Thomas Harley | DAL | 79 | LD | 10.5 | 3 | 2 | 5 | B +1 |
| Johnathan Kovacevic | MTL | 62 | RD | 8.5 | 2 | 2 | 4 | - |
| 5ebastian Aho | NYI | 58 | LD | 8.0 | 2 | 3 | 2 | - |
| Dante Fabbro | NSH | 56 | RD | 8.0 | 3 | 4 | 4 | B |
| Travis Dermott | ARI | 50 | LD | 8.5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | - |
| Travis Hamonic | OTT | 48 | RD | 7.5 | 2 | 2 | 4 | B I |
| Carson Soucy | VAN | 40 | D | 8.5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | B I |
| Jared Spurgeon | MIN | 16 | RD | 11.5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | - |
