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Post by alphalackey on May 2, 2024 8:29:28 GMT -7
Hello all, like the title says, Adam will be playing my games for me in this playoff run. So after he gains the 100 pounds or so for the role ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) I expect he’ll do a fine job on the stage as Mr. Marles Clousseau.
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Post by nash on May 2, 2024 12:30:18 GMT -7
I won't be able to tell the two of you apart if he wears a Jets jersey.
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Post by VFS Adam on May 2, 2024 15:41:33 GMT -7
I won't be able to tell the two of you apart if he wears a Jets jersey. Easy, mine will be a Kane jersey
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Post by nash on May 2, 2024 21:52:18 GMT -7
Then they won't be able to tell you and I apart as I actually own a Kane jersey.
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Post by Oxford United on May 3, 2024 8:36:49 GMT -7
As many of you know, I have an MA in Unsolicited Advice with a minor in Overconfidence.
And so, my advice to Adam is threefold: (1) play bars; (2) play bars; (3) be ready to fake appendicitis if you're ever down 3-0 in the first four minutes.
To fake an appendicitis, moan and groan and hold onto the right hand side of your abdomen. It is possible this will be Google diagnosed by people around you as indigestion, a cramp, or Lupus. Ignore the naysayers. You can identify as having appendicitis if you want to. If anyone calls you a snowflake, tell them that you're rubber and they're glue, and wave a Pride Flag until they're shamed into submission.
This is boring. I'm bored.
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Post by bonavista on May 3, 2024 9:29:34 GMT -7
One issue with your Google Diagnosis there Steve. Its never Lupus, except for the one time it was.
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Post by amack17 on May 3, 2024 11:14:49 GMT -7
One issue with your Google Diagnosis there Steve. Its never Lupus, except for the one time it was. I am confident that a certain Dr Greg House would agree with the statement that it is never Lupus.
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Post by VFS Adam on May 3, 2024 11:17:02 GMT -7
That's my Dad! (except for the doctor part)
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Post by alphalackey on May 3, 2024 12:14:03 GMT -7
Then they won't be able to tell you and I apart as I actually own a Kane jersey. not everyone's eyesight is as bad as yours.
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Post by Al on May 3, 2024 16:21:51 GMT -7
I think the guy on the left is Chuck. ![](//storage.proboards.com/7110305/thumbnailer/KzJUfPnoxMdUAudkrbKV.png)
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